Va Va Voom Pear Spoom

Originally posted on ice cream magazines:
     ? Ones first lingering memory of spoom was in Italy. Pansy? Yes, Dad?  Whilst unwelding her mascara from her bleary eyed idle and delirium of a sun lounger, by a pool.  Posh up pronto! Said my Father. Coo, I knew not to question and also to get a shift…